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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

mydanilakozlovsky:

I swear I have never been so angry at a customer in my life

this woman came into my shop, picked up a pair of earrings with cutouts of maps on them and asked what part of the country they were. She told me to google map it and search for it, so I did for about ten minutes. Upon not finding where it was, she grabbed the shop computer and used it for a good half an hour, searching the online map

then she preceeded to take a card off the DISPLAY case (Which is clearly marked display only), which takes me a long time to organise when she could have grabbed the same one off the huge pile right next to her

she then asked for free gift wrapping after all this

I swear I almost punched her, not even an over-exaggeration

you annoy me

you annoy me

awfullyy:

I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

chronicallycrotchety:

grandmasterbooty:

pussylipgloss:

d0gbl0g:

he went


the dog trust him

great trust exercises for when i get a puppy

too cute

chronicallycrotchety:

grandmasterbooty:

pussylipgloss:

d0gbl0g:

he went

the dog trust him

great trust exercises for when i get a puppy

too cute

nubise:

I LOVE IT

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid